In the Indian languages that I grew up speaking, there is no distinction between V and W. we have the letter ‌‌‌व that can stand for either of them. So I spent the better part of three years in Phoenix AZ visiting Subway restaurants and asking for a footlong wedgie (veggie) delite. I’m glad that…

I got a dog, and named him Peeve. Now when i am walking him in the neighborhood, and someone comes up and says, “Aww, who’s this little guy?”, I say, “oh, this is my pet peeve.” Got thrown out of Home Depot today. I asked if they had ideas for organizing the skeletons in my…